{"id":1001,"date":"2008-09-20T15:18:53","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T15:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:03:09","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:03:09","slug":"dinners_on_me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/09\/dinners_on_me.html","title":{"rendered":"Dinner&#8217;s on me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Change turned into real money at Coinstar this morning = $177.09. Woot.<\/p>\n<p>Change rejected by the machine:<\/p>\n<ul type=\"square\">\n<li>Three perfectly good unblemished dimes.<\/li>\n<li>One shiny shiny penny.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Fewest rejects ever. But also oddest rejects ever. (There were some mighty moldy pennies accepted!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Change turned into real money at Coinstar this morning = $177.09. Woot. Change rejected by the machine: Three perfectly good unblemished dimes. One shiny shiny penny. Fewest rejects ever. But also oddest rejects ever. (There were some mighty moldy pennies &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/09\/dinners_on_me.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaching"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3642,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions\/3642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}