Not only is there still something just SO WRONG about the fact that the poor little tan M&Ms were forced out, but I’m not thinking the future looks bright for yellow or dark brown either.<\/p>\n
Take this randomly selected, standard bag of plain M&Ms:
\n5 red.
\n5 dark brown.
\n7 green.
\n8 yellow.
\n11 orange.
\n19 blue.<\/p>\n
Nineteen fucking blue ones. There was a time, oh I remember it well, when the packs were 90% “the basics” (tan, dark brown, yellow and orange) with a few rare green ones thrown in. Seriously, only one or two green a pack. The introduction of red didn’t bother me since SUPPOSEDLY the reason red was missing was b\/c the previous red dye was carcinogenic. Fine. So you add red. So maybe you would get 3 red and 2 green in a pack. If you were lucky.<\/p>\n
But this blue bullshit is just wrong. They don’t even taste the same.<\/p>\n
Dark brown M&Ms, you’re a dying breed. I wish you luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Not only is there still something just SO WRONG about the fact that the poor little tan M&Ms were forced out, but I’m not thinking the future looks bright for yellow or dark brown either. Take this randomly selected, standard … Continue reading