{"id":1017,"date":"2008-10-07T20:54:34","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T20:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:02:10","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:02:10","slug":"once_again_worl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/10\/once_again_worl.html","title":{"rendered":"Once again, world&#8217;s oldest profession infiltrates my wallet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are currently <s>15 <\/s><strong>18 <\/strong>stupid one-dollar bills in my wallet. You KNOW how that annoys me.<br \/>\nThere are no <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/11\/fat_wallet.html\">strip club visits <\/a>in my immediate future, so I really don&#8217;t need all this waddage.<\/p>\n<p>Plus they&#8217;re all nasty, crumpled, soiled, disgusting bills. Thanks, cabbies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are currently 15 18 stupid one-dollar bills in my wallet. You KNOW how that annoys me. There are no strip club visits in my immediate future, so I really don&#8217;t need all this waddage. Plus they&#8217;re all nasty, crumpled, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/10\/once_again_worl.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaching"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3834,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions\/3834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}