{"id":102,"date":"2006-06-01T15:31:05","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T15:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=102"},"modified":"2025-04-05T09:57:37","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T14:57:37","slug":"so_i_offered_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/06\/so_i_offered_to.html","title":{"rendered":"So I offered to make someone a mix for their birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And they said yes, but it must contain Scorpion &#8220;Wind of Change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I told them not to expect Headbanger&#8217;s Ball, but now that I&#8217;ve got Scorpion slotted in, all and I mean ALL I can think about is Whitesnake: <i>Take me down, slow and easy&#8230;der der der der&#8230;<\/i>[&#8220;der der der der&#8221; isn&#8217;t that what the guitar part sounds like to you? no?]<\/p>\n<p>In a likely futile effort to get the Whitesnake out of my head, I&#8217;m now listening to the following in a vaguely repeat fashion:<\/p>\n<ul type=\"square\">\n<li>&#8220;Something Pretty&#8221; Patrick Park (<i>&#8230;and as for loneliness, she greets me every morning&#8230;<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Halo&#8221; Bethany Joy Lenz (sung as the character Haley on the show I am too embarrassed to admit I occasionally watch)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;World Spins Madly On&#8221; the Weepies<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wildwood Flower&#8221; (cover) Reese Witherspoon<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;On Your Porch&#8221; The Format<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And they said yes, but it must contain Scorpion &#8220;Wind of Change.&#8221; I told them not to expect Headbanger&#8217;s Ball, but now that I&#8217;ve got Scorpion slotted in, all and I mean ALL I can think about is Whitesnake: Take &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/06\/so_i_offered_to.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-listenin","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3754,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions\/3754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}