{"id":1034,"date":"2008-10-26T16:31:56","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T16:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:14:18","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:14:18","slug":"lyrics_of_a_fru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/10\/lyrics_of_a_fru.html","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics of a Frustration Filled Afternoon at the ***"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>***Shitehole of Evil<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>You desired my attention \/ but denied my affections.<br \/>\nBut tell me now, where was my fault \/ In loving you with my whole heart?<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nLead me to the truth and I \/ will follow you with my whole life.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Mumford &#038; Sons &#8220;White Blank Pages&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***Shitehole of Evil You desired my attention \/ but denied my affections. But tell me now, where was my fault \/ In loving you with my whole heart? &#8230; Lead me to the truth and I \/ will follow you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/10\/lyrics_of_a_fru.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3611,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions\/3611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}