{"id":1053,"date":"2008-11-19T16:38:58","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T16:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2008-11-19T16:38:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T16:38:58","slug":"things_i_dont_d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/11\/things_i_dont_d.html","title":{"rendered":"Things I don&#8217;t do that prevent me from being the world&#8217;s most famous actress."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><UL type=\"square\"><LI>Smoke<br \/>\n<LI>Run<br \/>\n<LI>Wear high heels<br \/>\n<\/UL><br \/>\nYup.  Pretty sure those are the only things holding me back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smoke Run Wear high heels Yup. Pretty sure those are the only things holding me back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}