{"id":1061,"date":"2008-12-07T12:29:49","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T12:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:16:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:16:38","slug":"last_meal_on_ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/12\/last_meal_on_ea.html","title":{"rendered":"Last Meal on Earth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So KC and I took a cooking class once where they made everyone say what their last meal would be (or desert island meal, either way). EVERY person in the class, sans moi, said &#8220;Steak&#8221;. Seriously? Steak?<\/p>\n<p>COME ON!<\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>Chocolate Cake<\/strong>. (preferably using my grandma&#8217;s chocolate sheet cake recipe, but I&#8217;m open to others.) And if there were no chocolate cake left in this world&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins<\/strong>. And if there were no&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. <strong>Pam&#8217;s Sweet Potato Casserole <\/strong>(there&#8217;s brown sugar and pecans and all kinds of goodness. It&#8217;s out of this world.)<\/p>\n<p>4. <strong>Pizza<\/strong>. Pepperoni preferably. Sausage and green <s>pepper<\/s><strong>olives<\/strong> (wow, that was SOME typo) alternately.<\/p>\n<p>5. Then, I guess, MAYBE, <strong>steak<\/strong>. Although I&#8217;d probably prefer a big juicy bacon cheeseburger with avocado or fried egg, depending on my mood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So KC and I took a cooking class once where they made everyone say what their last meal would be (or desert island meal, either way). EVERY person in the class, sans moi, said &#8220;Steak&#8221;. Seriously? Steak? COME ON! 1. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/12\/last_meal_on_ea.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3614,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions\/3614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}