{"id":1066,"date":"2008-12-16T20:57:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T20:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2008-12-16T20:57:34","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T20:57:34","slug":"lyrics_to_make_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/12\/lyrics_to_make_.html","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics to make ya smile."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This song was a BIG hit with the kiddos over Turkey Day.<br \/>\n<em>A is for apple<br \/>\nB is for butt<br \/>\nC is for cat butt<br \/>\nD is for doodoo<br \/>\nE is for elephant doodoo<br \/>\nF is for fart<br \/>\nG is for gorilla fart<br \/>\nH is for huge gorilla fart<br \/>\nI is for eyeball <\/em> [sic]<br \/>\n<em> J is for jammies<br \/>\nK is for kid farts<br \/>\nL&#8217;s for loud and long farts<br \/>\nM is for monkey butt<br \/>\nN&#8217;s for saying night night to niko at naptime<br \/>\nO is for &#8230; Oh!<br \/>\nP is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while poppa plays peekaboo<br \/>\nQ is for qbert<br \/>\nR is for robotic monkey who&#8217;s going to take over the world<br \/>\nS is for stinky<br \/>\nT is for turd<br \/>\nU is for uhoh<br \/>\nV&#8217;s for flying v<br \/>\nW&#8217;s for weewee<br \/>\nX exactamundo<br \/>\nY is for yucky and yummy and you<br \/>\nand Z is for farts that smell like the zoo<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>-&#8220;Alphabutt&#8221; Kimya Dawson<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This song was a BIG hit with the kiddos over Turkey Day. A is for apple B is for butt C is for cat butt D is for doodoo E is for elephant doodoo F is for fart G is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/12\/lyrics_to_make_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}