{"id":109,"date":"2006-06-07T16:37:07","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T16:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=109"},"modified":"2025-04-05T09:58:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T14:58:08","slug":"cable_star_wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/06\/cable_star_wars.html","title":{"rendered":"Cable: Star Wars III Revenge of Sith."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George Lucas can&#8217;t write dialogue to save his life and there&#8217;s some horrifically stiff acting in these flicks (by otherwise talented actors even), but I enjoyed the last 1\/2 hour or so where they actually made connections to the &#8217;70s flicks, which is really the only reason for anyone my age to watch this garbage.<\/p>\n<p>And Ewan McGregor, what&#8217;s up with the wack stiff accent? Eh?<\/p>\n<p>Natalie Portman is so pretty, and (other than the pretty) this role is so unrepresentative of her talents (hello Garden State and Closer are damn fine performances, you Natalie haters).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Lucas can&#8217;t write dialogue to save his life and there&#8217;s some horrifically stiff acting in these flicks (by otherwise talented actors even), but I enjoyed the last 1\/2 hour or so where they actually made connections to the &#8217;70s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/06\/cable_star_wars.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flicks","category-watchin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3755,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/3755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}