{"id":1123,"date":"2009-03-04T07:45:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T07:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2025-04-05T14:43:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T19:43:05","slug":"two_days_of_sic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/03\/two_days_of_sic.html","title":{"rendered":"Two Days of Sick Twittering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A week later, this all seems hilarious to me. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>11:58 PM Feb 22: Getting out of bed to chew pepto tablets with 4 am wakeup looming<\/p>\n<p>4:25 AM Feb 23: puking puking puking all night long. fun times NOT<\/p>\n<p>6:47 AM Feb 23: <strong>lying on the bathroom floor sucking on an ice cube and praying for death<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>8:39 AM Feb 23: needs ginger ale but is too weak to go get it<\/p>\n<p>9:17 AM Feb 23: hiccups in this state canNOT be good<\/p>\n<p>1:08 PM Feb 23: testing out a few saltines thanks to @laureneo taking pity on my patheticness<\/p>\n<p>5:02PM Feb 23: Silvia has the punes too! something on the plane fucked us up<\/p>\n<p>8:52 AM Feb 24: just ate some rice. waiting to see if this stays down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>12:23 PM Feb 24: being sick is so tiring. i think i need a nap.<\/p>\n<p>2:36PM Feb 24: <strong>marvelling that I watched an entire hour of desperate housewives of new york<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A week later, this all seems hilarious to me. 11:58 PM Feb 22: Getting out of bed to chew pepto tablets with 4 am wakeup looming 4:25 AM Feb 23: puking puking puking all night long. fun times NOT 6:47 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/03\/two_days_of_sic.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter_occ_duff_vs_lance"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3813,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions\/3813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}