{"id":1128,"date":"2009-03-12T06:30:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T06:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2025-04-05T14:41:06","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T19:41:06","slug":"hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/03\/hilarious.html","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Here&#8217;s how to tell you might not be bright enough to be a Cylon &#8211; you&#8217;re willing to pay Apple $1.99 for imaginary technology.)<\/em><br \/>\n&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.philly.com\/dailynews\/columnists\/ellen_gray\/20090311_Ellen_Gray__How_will__Galactica__end_.html\">Ellen Gray, Philadelphia Daily News<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(In reference to the iPhone&#8217;s &#8220;Cylon Detector.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Here&#8217;s how to tell you might not be bright enough to be a Cylon &#8211; you&#8217;re willing to pay Apple $1.99 for imaginary technology.) &#8211;Ellen Gray, Philadelphia Daily News (In reference to the iPhone&#8217;s &#8220;Cylon Detector.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movietv_quotes","category-tvtvtv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3810,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions\/3810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}