{"id":1164,"date":"2009-04-02T05:41:16","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T05:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2011-10-29T20:40:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T01:40:34","slug":"a_tale_of_two_c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/04\/a_tale_of_two_c.html","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Two Cities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Altering phone service.  65 minutes, seven transfers:<\/u><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear AT&#038;T,<\/strong><br \/>\ndo you have job openings in customer service?<br \/>\nBecause the people working there right now?  SUCK.<br \/>\nIf I did my job that badly, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED A LONG TIME AGO.<br \/>\nI am now being transferred to the SEVENTH person this morning.<br \/>\nYou. Suck.<\/p>\n<p><u>Altering cable service. Two minutes, no transfers:<\/u><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Comcast,<\/strong><br \/>\nYour customer service today was EXCELLENT.<br \/>\nNot just in contrast to the suckass service of AT&#038;T but even on its own merits.<br \/>\nIn and out in two minutes flat, no transferring me 87 times to other people just as incapable.<br \/>\nWonderful.<br \/>\nThanks so much and I&#8217;m seriously considering transferring anything I do through AT&#038;T to you instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Altering phone service. 65 minutes, seven transfers: Dear AT&#038;T, do you have job openings in customer service? Because the people working there right now? SUCK. If I did my job that badly, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED A LONG TIME &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/04\/a_tale_of_two_c.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2355,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions\/2355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}