{"id":12,"date":"2006-01-19T18:33:37","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T18:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=12"},"modified":"2015-07-06T20:26:36","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T01:26:36","slug":"she_said_bay_be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/01\/she_said_bay_be.html","title":{"rendered":"She said &#8220;Bay&#8230;beee&#8230;I like the cut of your J-I-B&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listening to the Libertines today as I heard they broke up.<\/p>\n<p>Sad&#8230;but not as sad as me having to break up with Danny McCoy (Josh Duhamel) after seeing what he wore to the Golden Globes.<\/p>\n<p>Helloooooo, skinny ties give me the skeeves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listening to the Libertines today as I heard they broke up. Sad&#8230;but not as sad as me having to break up with Danny McCoy (Josh Duhamel) after seeing what he wore to the Golden Globes. Helloooooo, skinny ties give me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/01\/she_said_bay_be.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2899,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/2899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}