{"id":1246,"date":"2009-07-21T07:53:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T07:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2011-10-29T20:23:32","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T01:23:32","slug":"times_i_have_go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/07\/times_i_have_go.html","title":{"rendered":"Times I Have Gotten Carded that You Might Not Expect"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul type=\"square\"><LI><u>Going to an R rated movie with my parents<\/u>. WHEN I WAS 25.  And also: with my parents!<br \/>\n<LI><u>Buying xacto blades at Pearl Paint in NYC<\/u>. I believe I was 29 at the time.  Apparently NY high schoolers were buying them to fight with????<br \/>\n<LI><u>Attempting to take the RC challenge at the grocery store<\/u>. As a 22 yr old senior in college. They said &#8220;you can&#8217;t take it if you&#8217;re not over 16, your tastebuds aren&#8217;t developed yet!&#8221;*<br \/>\n<LI><u>To sit in the exit row on a plane<\/u>.  As a 32 year old.  Where, again, I think the age requirement is 16?<\/UL><br \/>\n<strong>Thing I Was Told More than Once by Bouncers at NYC Clubs<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;<em>I&#8217;ll let you in tonight. But next time don&#8217;t borrow your big sister&#8217;s ID.<\/em>&#8221;  [I have no sister.]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thing I Now Say When Carded for Alcohol<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;<em>I&#8217;ve been old enough to buy this drink for 20 years now&#8230;<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*In their defense, I was wearing overalls at the time. But STILL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to an R rated movie with my parents. WHEN I WAS 25. And also: with my parents! Buying xacto blades at Pearl Paint in NYC. I believe I was 29 at the time. Apparently NY high schoolers were buying &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/07\/times_i_have_go.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2336,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions\/2336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}