{"id":1256,"date":"2009-07-28T09:52:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T09:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1256"},"modified":"2011-10-29T20:07:47","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T01:07:47","slug":"dadreaction_the-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/07\/dadreaction_the-3.html","title":{"rendered":"DadReaction: The Ugly Truth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alternate title: <strong>Cinematic Horror<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Good.  God.  Worst.  Movie.  Of.  The.  Year.  <\/strong>Perhaps the Decade.<\/p>\n<p>Added treat.  Sitting in front of some&#8230;well, clone of the neanderthal in the movie who thought the film was high-larious.  Bellowing guffaws at (all AND ONLY) the grossest parts.  And, oh, there are many.<\/p>\n<p>At one moment I thought:  this is the kind of movie you hope your mother doesn&#8217;t know you were at.<\/p>\n<p>At one point, Katherine asks Gerald why he loves her&#8211;for a second, I thought he was going to say &#8220;Because the script makes me!&#8221;  NO other reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alternate title: Cinematic Horror. Good. God. Worst. Movie. Of. The. Year. Perhaps the Decade. Added treat. Sitting in front of some&#8230;well, clone of the neanderthal in the movie who thought the film was high-larious. Bellowing guffaws at (all AND ONLY) &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/07\/dadreaction_the-3.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dadreaction","category-flicks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2309,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions\/2309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}