{"id":1289,"date":"2009-12-04T08:12:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T08:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:30:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:30:16","slug":"dear_bones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/12\/dear_bones.html","title":{"rendered":"Dear “Bones”,"},"content":{"rendered":"

You used to be a show I loved. Two seriously misguided season finales later*, and then last night’s episode was basically an infomercial for Avatar? Are you fucking kidding me? I can only imagine how bad this year’s season finale will be. But that’s right, I’ll ONLY be imagining it.<\/p>\n

Sincerely,
\nwe will not be seeing each other again,
\nbecause (not so) suddenly you suck,
\nDuff.<\/p>\n

*I gave you a pass on the ridiculously ill-conceived, not-plotted-out reveal of Zach because the first eps of the next season were so fun. But last year’s finale? ALSO SUCKED. And WAS STUPID. And this Avatar bullshit is really the last straw.<\/p>\n

BTW, that movie looks really dumb and if you were going to be an hour-long infomercial, you could have picked something better to promote. Like a hot car. Or Beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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