{"id":1291,"date":"2009-12-08T14:52:02","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T14:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2011-10-29T18:07:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T23:07:43","slug":"two_pet_peeves_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/12\/two_pet_peeves_.html","title":{"rendered":"Two Pet Peeves of Today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Pulp. The look of it, the taste of it, the touch of it, all equally grotesque.<\/p>\n<p>2) The way the Brits insist on saying &#8220;Happy&#8221; Christmas.  Hello Christmas is supposed to be &#8220;Merry&#8221; and bright, not happy and bright.  Good grief!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Pulp. The look of it, the taste of it, the touch of it, all equally grotesque. 2) The way the Brits insist on saying &#8220;Happy&#8221; Christmas. Hello Christmas is supposed to be &#8220;Merry&#8221; and bright, not happy and bright. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/12\/two_pet_peeves_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2243,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/2243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}