{"id":1300,"date":"2009-12-25T10:29:14","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T10:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:30:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:30:08","slug":"a_recent_medica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/12\/a_recent_medica.html","title":{"rendered":"A recent medical evaluation."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Doctor<\/u>:  So where would you say your pain is on a scale from 1 to 10?<\/p>\n<p><u>Me<\/u>:  My pain level?  Is pretty low.  My annoyance level?  Is off the fucking charts.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Three weeks of not being able to hear out of my left ear&#8230;and counting.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor: So where would you say your pain is on a scale from 1 to 10? Me: My pain level? Is pretty low. My annoyance level? Is off the fucking charts. (Three weeks of not being able to hear out &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2009\/12\/a_recent_medica.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random_quotes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1563,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions\/1563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}