{"id":197,"date":"2006-09-24T20:49:34","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T20:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=197"},"modified":"2015-07-06T20:55:26","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T01:55:26","slug":"quote_of_the_da-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/09\/quote_of_the_da-4.html","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the Day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.yarnhog.com\/yarnhog\/2006\/07\/closure.html\">The way I see it, the only difference between being married and being single is the type of repulsive critter you have to deal with.<\/A><\/p>\n<p>Ah, the wisdom of the random web surf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The way I see it, the only difference between being married and being single is the type of repulsive critter you have to deal with. Ah, the wisdom of the random web surf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2952,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions\/2952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}