{"id":2688,"date":"2013-01-19T16:37:50","date_gmt":"2013-01-19T22:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/?p=2688"},"modified":"2013-01-19T16:37:50","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T22:37:50","slug":"its-possible-i-have-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-whole-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2013\/01\/its-possible-i-have-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-whole-life.html","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s possible I have never laughed so hard in my whole life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queserasera.org\/archives\/001412.html\"><em>Until I was an early teenager, I thought persecuted and prosecuted were the same word. So when there were signs in stores that said &#8216;shoplifters will be prosecuted,&#8217; I thought it was like they would be treated like the Jews during WWII.<br \/>\n-posted by Peter on January 8, 2013 at 03:27 PM<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You just must go read <a href=\"http:\/\/queserasera.org\/archives\/001412.html\" target=\"_blank\">this post<\/a> and all its comments. It will be 100% worth your time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Until I was an early teenager, I thought persecuted and prosecuted were the same word. So when there were signs in stores that said &#8216;shoplifters will be prosecuted,&#8217; I thought it was like they would be treated like the Jews &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2013\/01\/its-possible-i-have-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-whole-life.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world_wide_wonderfuls"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2689,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions\/2689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}