{"id":2729,"date":"2013-04-20T10:16:21","date_gmt":"2013-04-20T15:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/?p=2729"},"modified":"2013-04-20T10:20:13","modified_gmt":"2013-04-20T15:20:13","slug":"private-car-jokes-a-k-a-things-mr-erickson-and-i-now-find-hilariously-funny-and-no-one-else-can-understand-why-were-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2013\/04\/private-car-jokes-a-k-a-things-mr-erickson-and-i-now-find-hilariously-funny-and-no-one-else-can-understand-why-were-laughing.html","title":{"rendered":"Private car jokes, a.k.a. things Mr Erickson and I now find hilariously funny and no one else can understand why we&#8217;re laughing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><UL type=\"square\"><LI>The time he thought I said fireflies needed &#8220;human error&#8221; [once enclosed in a jar w\/ holes in its lid]. (I said &#8220;humid air&#8221;.) &#8220;WHY WOULD THEY NEED HUMAN ERROR?!?&#8221; has become a standard response to many, many things.<br \/>\n<LI>The time he told me Friday was a two paper day and I said &#8220;Why would you buy two papers?&#8221; thinking he meant two copies of the same paper.<br \/>\n<LI><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theweatherprediction.com\/preciptypes\/\">Graupel<\/a>. The hot new thing in precipitation. &#8220;Gee, the graupel is really comin&#8217; down out there.&#8221; &#8220;We could be in for some graupel accumulation!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/UL><\/p>\n<p>When you ride to and fro every day with the same person, you start to be like an old married couple, in-jokes, irritations and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The time he thought I said fireflies needed &#8220;human error&#8221; [once enclosed in a jar w\/ holes in its lid]. (I said &#8220;humid air&#8221;.) &#8220;WHY WOULD THEY NEED HUMAN ERROR?!?&#8221; has become a standard response to many, many things. The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2013\/04\/private-car-jokes-a-k-a-things-mr-erickson-and-i-now-find-hilariously-funny-and-no-one-else-can-understand-why-were-laughing.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists","category-random_quotes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2729"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2732,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729\/revisions\/2732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}