{"id":291,"date":"2007-01-19T14:00:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T14:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=291"},"modified":"2007-01-19T14:00:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-19T14:00:29","slug":"nonfiction_they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/01\/nonfiction_they.html","title":{"rendered":"Nonfiction:  &#8220;They Call Me Naughty Lolita&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The London Review of Books Personal Ads, edited by David Rose<br \/>\nHilarious.  Totally hilarious.  The opposite of the traditional &#8220;i&#8217;m pretty, i&#8217;m sensitive, you want to date me&#8221; ads.  Rather, things like this: Bald, fat and ugly seeks modelesque beauty to save him from living at home with mother.<br \/>\nLaughed so hard at some points I had tears rolling down my face.  Definitely a &#8220;read out loud to friends&#8221; book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The London Review of Books Personal Ads, edited by David Rose Hilarious. Totally hilarious. The opposite of the traditional &#8220;i&#8217;m pretty, i&#8217;m sensitive, you want to date me&#8221; ads. Rather, things like this: Bald, fat and ugly seeks modelesque beauty &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/01\/nonfiction_they.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-readin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}