{"id":349,"date":"2007-03-11T15:27:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-11T15:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=349"},"modified":"2011-10-29T13:19:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T18:19:25","slug":"cable_into_the_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/03\/cable_into_the_.html","title":{"rendered":"Cable: Into the Blue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly this movie was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.  Even suspenseful at times, at least to a scaredy cat like me.  I&#8217;ve definitely seen worse!!  Plus it&#8217;s total eye candy:  Paul Walker = hot.  Jessica Alba = hot.  All swimsuits and open seas.  What&#8217;s not to like?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, for the salad days of living in flipflops, board shorts and tees.  Someone find me a sugar daddy, pronto!  I&#8217;m living the wrong life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly this movie was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Even suspenseful at times, at least to a scaredy cat like me. I&#8217;ve definitely seen worse!! Plus it&#8217;s total eye candy: Paul Walker = hot. Jessica &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/03\/cable_into_the_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flicks","category-watchin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2142,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/2142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}