{"id":389,"date":"2007-04-12T09:27:37","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T09:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=389"},"modified":"2015-07-11T09:57:52","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T14:57:52","slug":"to_whom_it_may_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/04\/to_whom_it_may_.html","title":{"rendered":"To Whom It May Concern:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A customer comment I sent to Philosophy today:<\/p>\n<p>Why oh why did you discontinue the <strong>Orange Sherbet<\/strong>?  It was SOOOOO MUCH better than the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philosophy.com\/web\/store\/product_10001_10001_-1_40520\">Mimosa<\/a>.  In fact, it was so much better that I cannot even stand to sniff the Mimosa, as it is just a sad, sad imitation and not worthy.<\/p>\n<p>If there are any bottles of Orange Sherbet left in the warehouse that I could in some way purchase, please do not hesitate to let me know.<br \/>\nI am very sad.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nmy hair misses it the most,<br \/>\nDuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A customer comment I sent to Philosophy today: Why oh why did you discontinue the Orange Sherbet? It was SOOOOO MUCH better than the Mimosa. In fact, it was so much better that I cannot even stand to sniff the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/04\/to_whom_it_may_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3035,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/3035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}