{"id":394,"date":"2007-04-22T20:56:13","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T20:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=394"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:43:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:43:16","slug":"memoirs_she_got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/04\/memoirs_she_got.html","title":{"rendered":"Memoirs: &#8220;She Got Up Off the Couch, and Other Heroic Acts from Mooreland, Indiana&#8221; by Haven Kimmel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A worthy follow-up to her early memoir &#8220;A Girl Named Zippy.&#8221;   My favorite chapter was:  &#8220;A Short List of Records My Father Threatened to Break Over My Head If I Played Them One More Time.&#8221;    My favorite moment may have been when another student in her class got up and recited a John Denver song, pretending it was his original poem, and Kimmel was so angry she was determined to turn him in for committing a crime.  Or when her mom tells her to go wash her hands for dinner, and &#8220;I considered saying &#8220;Mom, I eat rocks, for heaven&#8217;s sake.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Really hilarious stuff and great slices of smalltown life.  But here&#8217;s my question:  how in the holy fucking hell does she REMEMBER all this stuff?  If I tried to write a book of childhood memories, there&#8217;d be maybe two pages of what I remember, then five to six pages of &#8220;shit my parents have told me so many times, I kinda THINK I remember it, except really I don&#8217;t.&#8221;  And the other 292 pages would be BLANK because I.Do.Not.Remember.Anything and I&#8217;m so not joking about that.  She remembers so much she&#8217;s gotten two books out of it. She remembers exact conversations she had in sixth grade.  Or before.  Did she keep a diary?  Is that how?  I am baffled by this.  When I finally get a superpower, maybe it&#8217;ll be MEMORY because I am surely lacking it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A worthy follow-up to her early memoir &#8220;A Girl Named Zippy.&#8221; My favorite chapter was: &#8220;A Short List of Records My Father Threatened to Break Over My Head If I Played Them One More Time.&#8221; My favorite moment may have &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/04\/memoirs_she_got.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-readin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1673,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/1673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}