{"id":5,"date":"2005-12-07T11:00:10","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T11:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=5"},"modified":"2015-07-06T20:28:17","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T01:28:17","slug":"note_to_self_wh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2005\/12\/note_to_self_wh.html","title":{"rendered":"Note to Self: Why can you not remember these things?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Item #1<\/strong><br \/>\nMom and Becky are first cousins.<br \/>\nBecky and I are first cousins-once removed.<br \/>\nRachel and I are second cousins.<br \/>\nGoes by generation.<br \/>\nStop forgetting this, what is so hard to remember.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Item #2<\/strong><br \/>\nRiesling categories<br \/>\nKabinett &#8211; dryest<br \/>\nSpatlese &#8211; middle (sweet, but not too sweet)<br \/>\nAuslese &#8211; SWEET<\/p>\n<p>Gee, wouldn&#8217;t it be a better idea to remember this than to call Steph and ask her EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Item #1 Mom and Becky are first cousins. Becky and I are first cousins-once removed. Rachel and I are second cousins. Goes by generation. Stop forgetting this, what is so hard to remember. Item #2 Riesling categories Kabinett &#8211; dryest &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2005\/12\/note_to_self_wh.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-remember"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2902,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/2902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}