{"id":519,"date":"2007-07-26T11:01:42","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T11:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=519"},"modified":"2011-10-29T12:45:21","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T17:45:21","slug":"stereotype_joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/07\/stereotype_joke.html","title":{"rendered":"Stereotype Jokes = my fave."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>European Heaven<\/u><br \/>\nBritish are the Police<br \/>\nFrench are the Cooks<br \/>\nGermans are the Mechanics<br \/>\nItalians are the Lovers<br \/>\nand the Swiss run everything<\/p>\n<p><u>European Hell<\/u><br \/>\nGermans are the Police<br \/>\nFrench are the Mechanics<br \/>\nBritish are the Cooks<br \/>\nSwiss are the Lovers<br \/>\nand the Italians run everything<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>European Heaven British are the Police French are the Cooks Germans are the Mechanics Italians are the Lovers and the Swiss run everything European Hell Germans are the Police French are the Mechanics British are the Cooks Swiss are the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/07\/stereotype_joke.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dadreaction","category-remember"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}