{"id":52,"date":"2006-04-10T17:56:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T17:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=52"},"modified":"2025-04-05T10:07:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T15:07:42","slug":"big_screen_insi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/04\/big_screen_insi.html","title":{"rendered":"Big Screen: Inside Man."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Loved it.  LOVED IT.  Clive Owen = sexy.  Denzel Washington = hot.  Jodi Foster = does anyone have better calves than Jodi Foster?  I dream of having calves like those.  Lots of bit players were completely compelling in their roles.  Movie was completely engrossing.  Fanfuckingtastic.  Goooooo Spike.<\/p>\n<p>Someday I will tell you my Spike Lee stories.  And you&#8217;ll be like dude, you have so many fucking ridiculously stupid stories, how did you ever get to be you.  And I&#8217;ll blame it on my parents, like I always do.  If you knew them, you&#8217;d understand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loved it. LOVED IT. Clive Owen = sexy. Denzel Washington = hot. Jodi Foster = does anyone have better calves than Jodi Foster? I dream of having calves like those. Lots of bit players were completely compelling in their roles. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/04\/big_screen_insi.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flicks","category-watchin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1624,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/1624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}