{"id":520,"date":"2007-07-26T16:42:10","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T16:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=520"},"modified":"2025-04-05T10:22:10","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T15:22:10","slug":"consider_yourse-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/07\/consider_yourse-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Consider Yourself&#8230;WARNED."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sign I saw in a parking lot on North Avenue:<\/p>\n<p><B>PARKING FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY<br \/>\nOther cars will be crushed and melted and the drivers will be executed!<\/B><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s some serious shit right there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sign I saw in a parking lot on North Avenue: PARKING FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY Other cars will be crushed and melted and the drivers will be executed! That&#8217;s some serious shit right there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-remember"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3788,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions\/3788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}