{"id":545,"date":"2007-08-10T10:26:17","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T10:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=545"},"modified":"2011-10-29T12:18:54","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T17:18:54","slug":"just_one_of_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/08\/just_one_of_the.html","title":{"rendered":"Just one of the many ways in which I am clearly living in a dream world."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Number of times I went swimming this year in either ocean, lake or pool:  <strong>ZERO<\/strong>.<br \/>\nNumber of times last year:  <strong>ZERO<\/strong>.<br \/>\nYear before:  Maybe? <strong>ONE or TWO<\/strong>  during physical therapy no less.<\/p>\n<p>Number of swimsuits I bought this year:  <strong>TWO<\/strong>.<br \/>\nNumber of swimsuits last year:  <strong>At least ONE, maybe two or three<\/strong>.<br \/>\nNumber of (lap-swimming) suits hanging on the door of the closet:  <strong>TWO<\/strong>.<br \/>\nNumber of (beach &#038; pool) swimsuits in a plastic bin under the bed:  At least <strong>SEVEN<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Number of delusions I clearly have about how much swimming I do in my life:  <strong>MANY<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number of times I went swimming this year in either ocean, lake or pool: ZERO. Number of times last year: ZERO. Year before: Maybe? ONE or TWO during physical therapy no less. Number of swimsuits I bought this year: TWO. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/08\/just_one_of_the.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2038,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/2038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}