{"id":647,"date":"2007-10-25T09:37:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T09:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=647"},"modified":"2007-10-25T09:37:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T09:37:16","slug":"dadreaction_30_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/10\/dadreaction_30_.html","title":{"rendered":"DadReaction:  30 Days of Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Up until the last five minutes:<\/u>  <strong>A+<\/strong>.<br \/>\nAwesome.  Great vamps, very cool.  Subtitling genius.<br \/>\n<u>Last five minutes:<\/u>  <strong>F<\/strong>.<br \/>\nTotally blew the premise.<br \/>\nSo that averages out to&#8230;a C+?<br \/>\nUnless you somehow figure out how to tell when the last five minutes is about to start and &#8212; quick! &#8212; RUN OUT OF THE THEATER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up until the last five minutes: A+. Awesome. Great vamps, very cool. Subtitling genius. Last five minutes: F. Totally blew the premise. So that averages out to&#8230;a C+? Unless you somehow figure out how to tell when the last five &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2007\/10\/dadreaction_30_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dadreaction","category-flicks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}