{"id":78,"date":"2006-05-10T11:40:19","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T11:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=78"},"modified":"2025-04-05T10:02:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T15:02:53","slug":"i_am_such_a_goo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/05\/i_am_such_a_goo.html","title":{"rendered":"I am such a good cousin. And – Boys Suck. As usual."},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s an email response I wrote for one of my cousins who has a jackhat sending her the most ridiculous emails on earth. The items in bold = those are where I am quoting him back at him.<\/p>\n

Dear [name removed to protect the GUILTY],
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

When I said “I won’t meet up with you for dinner”, I was being honest to where my feelings were at the time, but not entirely true of my overall feelings about you. <\/strong>I did not mean “I won’t meet up with you for dinner next week”, I meant “I do not want to see you, speak to you, or get emails from you ever again.” By “next week”, I meant “for eternity.” By “I won’t meet up with you,” I meant “I do not want you in my life.” I just thought you should know that–however hurtful it may be. I just have a difficult time understanding when there are what I perceive as conflicting desires. I’m sorry for how I’ve interpreted my feelings.<\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

I hope they are clear to you now.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Sincerely,
\nplease do not contact me ever again, stupid moron,
\n[name removed to protect the INNOCENT].<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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