{"id":812,"date":"2008-04-03T17:47:27","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T17:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=812"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:25:41","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:25:41","slug":"rhetorical_ques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/rhetorical_ques.html","title":{"rendered":"Rhetorical Question of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why would a girl with a bum foot, bum knee, and sore back decide to walk home? (45 minutes)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Retorical Question of the Night<\/strong><br \/>\nDoes (uncooked) rice go bad? If it&#8217;s been at least 10 years since you bought it, will it kill you if you cook it now?<\/p>\n<p>(Rhetorical because I&#8217;m eating it anyway so we&#8217;ll find out.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why would a girl with a bum foot, bum knee, and sore back decide to walk home? (45 minutes) Retorical Question of the Night Does (uncooked) rice go bad? If it&#8217;s been at least 10 years since you bought it, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/rhetorical_ques.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3882,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions\/3882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}