{"id":817,"date":"2008-04-09T08:50:35","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T08:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=817"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:24:14","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:24:14","slug":"the_curse_of_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/the_curse_of_th.html","title":{"rendered":"The Curse of the Morning Drugstore Stop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I <u>needed<\/u> a Mt. Dew this morning (ALL YOUR FAULT, AmandaJean), I had to make a quick nip into the drugstore on the way in. Thanks to their (ridiculous) &#8217;80s (or was it early &#8217;90s? or does it even matter) background music, I now have the following on repeat in my mind (and undesirably so):<\/p>\n<p><em>After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Peter Cetera is really not what I want in my head today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I needed a Mt. Dew this morning (ALL YOUR FAULT, AmandaJean), I had to make a quick nip into the drugstore on the way in. Thanks to their (ridiculous) &#8217;80s (or was it early &#8217;90s? or does it even &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/the_curse_of_th.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-listenin","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3878,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}