{"id":840,"date":"2008-04-18T18:20:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T18:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=840"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:19:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:19:32","slug":"five_things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/five_things.html","title":{"rendered":"Five Things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Three great pleasures in life:<\/u> Music, Food, Sex.<br \/>\n-Anthony Bourdain*<br \/>\n<u><\/u><\/p>\n<p><u>Two certainties:<\/u> Death, Taxes.<br \/>\n-Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n<p>*Listened to Bourdain&#8217;s appearance on the 1\/27\/08 SoundOpinions podcast while I walked home. Very entertaining. A favorite line (not an exact quote \/ I&#8217;m paraphrasing): you even show the appearance of enjoying Billy Joel&#8217;s music in my kitchen and you&#8217;re immediately fired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three great pleasures in life: Music, Food, Sex. -Anthony Bourdain* Two certainties: Death, Taxes. -Benjamin Franklin *Listened to Bourdain&#8217;s appearance on the 1\/27\/08 SoundOpinions podcast while I walked home. Very entertaining. A favorite line (not an exact quote \/ I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/04\/five_things.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,41,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcasts","category-random_quotes","category-remember"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3863,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions\/3863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}