{"id":854,"date":"2008-05-02T14:55:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T14:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=854"},"modified":"2008-05-02T14:55:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T14:55:22","slug":"hilarity_of_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/05\/hilarity_of_the.html","title":{"rendered":"Hilarity of the Afternoon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found a half-eaten cookie wrapped in plastic remnants in one of the outside pockets of my purse.  That I bought (and then ate half of) in Japan.  <strong>In March. <\/strong> Sweet.  Dessert&#8217;s on me tonight, ladies. Mwah ha ha ha ha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found a half-eaten cookie wrapped in plastic remnants in one of the outside pockets of my purse. That I bought (and then ate half of) in Japan. In March. Sweet. Dessert&#8217;s on me tonight, ladies. Mwah ha ha &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/05\/hilarity_of_the.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}