{"id":867,"date":"2008-05-21T09:44:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T09:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=867"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:14:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:14:57","slug":"banned_not_bann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/05\/banned_not_bann.html","title":{"rendered":"Banned \/ Not Banned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Things I am definitely not allowed to buy right now:<\/u><\/p>\n<ul type=\"square\">\n<li><strong>Jackets<\/strong>. Spring jackets, fall jackets, winter jackets, any kind of jackets. I haven&#8217;t even worn two of the jackets I bought in the fall (yet)! Ridiculous!*<\/li>\n<li><strong>Bags<\/strong>. Handbags, purses, messenger bags, duffles. I don&#8217;t even have storage space for the bags I already have at this point, so they&#8217;re positioned around the house &#8220;decoratively&#8221; on door knobs. Yeah, how decorative. Ridiculous!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Socks<\/strong>. Serious shortage of storage space on these as well and honestly, if I start decorating the apartment with socks, someone&#8217;ll have to commit me. Totally ridiculous!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Yarn<\/strong>. At this point, I&#8217;ll be leaving it to people in the will. &#8216;Nough said.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Fabric<\/strong>, unless it&#8217;s specifically bought for (and used immediately as) backing. Backing yardage amounts = not my usual purchase.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><u>Things I actually need to be buying right now, but never do:<\/u><\/p>\n<ul type=\"square\">\n<li><strong>Black Pants<\/strong>. WTF is wrong with me, how can I run out of black pants??? If you could see the ripped out lining of the pants I wear most often (most often = every other day? or almost) to the secondary browsing location&#8230; Let&#8217;s just say, hope none of the outside seams rip next&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Shoes<\/strong>. Am I the only girl in the world who, despite how many shoes she may try to buy, only has three pairs TOTAL (including running shoes which obviously don&#8217;t work for every occasion) that don&#8217;t hurt her feet and thus wears ONLY those? Pathetic!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>*I say this as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nau.com\/homepage\/index.jsp#\/shopnau\/products\/107W202\">the new jacket I bought from Nau this week <\/a>(Ridiculous!!) is keeping me warm in the frigidaire known as my &#8220;secondary browsing location&#8221;. It&#8217;s all Lim&#8217;s fault for posting about their going out of business sale!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I am definitely not allowed to buy right now: Jackets. Spring jackets, fall jackets, winter jackets, any kind of jackets. I haven&#8217;t even worn two of the jackets I bought in the fall (yet)! Ridiculous!* Bags. Handbags, purses, messenger &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/05\/banned_not_bann.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3856,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/3856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}