{"id":904,"date":"2008-06-18T10:02:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T10:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=904"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:08:09","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:08:09","slug":"favorite_single","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/06\/favorite_single.html","title":{"rendered":"Favorite &#8220;Single White Female&#8221; Song of the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>She started dyeing her hair and wearing the same perfume as me<br \/>\nShe started reading my books and stealing my looks and lingerie<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;She&#8217;s Not Me&#8221; &#8211; Madonna <em>Hard Candy<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>She started dressing like me and talking like me &#8211; It freaked me out \/ She started calling you up in the middle of the night &#8211; What&#8217;s that about?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She started dyeing her hair and wearing the same perfume as me She started reading my books and stealing my looks and lingerie &#8220;She&#8217;s Not Me&#8221; &#8211; Madonna Hard Candy She started dressing like me and talking like me &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/06\/favorite_single.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3840,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions\/3840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}