{"id":909,"date":"2008-06-19T22:19:44","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T22:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=909"},"modified":"2011-08-20T12:24:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T17:24:32","slug":"song_of_the_dri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/06\/song_of_the_dri.html","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Drive Home Last Night that Drove Us Nuts Not Being Able to Remember What the Hell Song It Was"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had to text myself lyrics to look up when I got home. Stupid moron.<\/em><\/p>\n

Picture yourself in a living room
\nyour pipe and slippers set out for you
\nI know you think that it ain’t too far
\nBut I…
\nI hear the call of a lifetime ring
\nfelt the need to get up for it
\noh you cut out the middleman
\nget free from the middleman
\nYou got no time for the messenger,
\ngot no regard for the thing that you don’t understand,
\nyou got no fear of the underdog,
\nthat’s why you will not survive!
\nI wanna forget how convention fits
\nbut can I get out from under it?
\nCan I cut it out of me?
\nAh…
\nIt can’t all be wedding cake
\nIt can’t all be boiled away
\nI try but I can’t let go of it
\nCan’t let go of it
\nUh huh
\nCause you don’t talk to the water boy
\nand there’s so much you could learn but you don’t want to know,
\nYou will not back up an inch ever,
\nthat’s why you will not survive,
\n…
\nThe thing that I tell you now
\nIt may not go over well
\nAnd it may not be photo-op
\nthe way that I spell it out
\nBut you won’t hear from the messenger,
\ndon’t wanna know bout something that you don’t understand,
\nYou got no fear of the underdog,
\nthat’s why you will not survive! (Hey!)<\/p>\n

-“The Underdog” Spoon<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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