{"id":92,"date":"2006-05-23T11:05:19","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T11:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=92"},"modified":"2015-07-06T20:35:30","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T01:35:30","slug":"major_injuries_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/05\/major_injuries_.html","title":{"rendered":"Major injuries I&#8217;ve had&#8230;(that I can think of right now)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><UL TYPE=\"square\"><LI>Blow-out fracture of right eye orbit.*<br \/>\n<LI>Broke right wrist (ALL wrist bones) and arm (ALL lower arm bones) once (in one fell swoop).<br \/>\n<LI>&#8220;Deep bone bruise&#8221; to right knee\/outside shin bone (i.e. fluid inside the bone. looks super cool on the MRI).** <LI>Broke little toe on right foot four times in the same summer (damn chair).<br \/>\n<LI>Torn muscular tissue on bottom of right foot.  Ongoing problem.<br \/>\n<LI>Boil (staph infection) in lower lip.  Hospitalized for a week.  Fun, fun.<br \/>\n<LI>Boil in forehead (staph again).  Fun emergency room visit.  Lots of blood.<br \/>\n<LI>Sprained left wrist at least four times.<br \/>\n<LI>Sprained right wrist at least seven times.<br \/>\n<LI>Sprained right foot during kickboxing\/jumprope class.***<br \/>\n<LI>Sprained right ankle jumping in tractor tire intertubes.  Twice.  Yeouch.<br \/>\n<\/UL><\/p>\n<p>Things we have learned from this:  A) The right side of my body is clearly problematic; B) Sprains often hurt much much MUCH worse than breaks; and C) Boils are taken far more seriously by doctors than by me.<\/p>\n<p>*<em>This is how I met Billy Baldwin and still have one of his t-shirts &#8211; no joke.<\/p>\n<p>**Honestly how is it called a &#8220;bruise&#8221; when your knee is at least swollen up to four times its size and you lose ability to walk\/run\/do stairs\/etc. for many, many months.<\/p>\n<p>***Bonus = found out I have extra bones known as &#8220;accessory navicular&#8221; or &#8220;auxiliary navicular&#8221; bones.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blow-out fracture of right eye orbit.* Broke right wrist (ALL wrist bones) and arm (ALL lower arm bones) once (in one fell swoop). &#8220;Deep bone bruise&#8221; to right knee\/outside shin bone (i.e. fluid inside the bone. looks super cool on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/05\/major_injuries_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2915,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/2915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}