{"id":924,"date":"2008-07-03T12:11:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T12:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=924"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:54:40","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:54:40","slug":"bad_bad_girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/bad_bad_girl.html","title":{"rendered":"Bad, bad girl."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The list of things you should never do includes: walk 45 minutes home in blazing sunshine with no sunscreen on.<\/p>\n<p>But you know what? I&#8217;m doin&#8217; it anyway! That&#8217;s exactly the kind of daredevil I am.<\/p>\n<p>Hahahahahahaha, sometimes I really crack myself up.<\/p>\n<p>Dear (already grotesque anyway) upper arms: prepare to have a nice Farmer tan for the rest of the summer. Sucks for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The list of things you should never do includes: walk 45 minutes home in blazing sunshine with no sunscreen on. But you know what? I&#8217;m doin&#8217; it anyway! That&#8217;s exactly the kind of daredevil I am. Hahahahahahaha, sometimes I really &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/bad_bad_girl.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word_to_the_wise"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3680,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/3680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}