{"id":929,"date":"2008-07-07T17:25:13","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T17:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=929"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:52:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:52:56","slug":"who_writes_the_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/who_writes_the_.html","title":{"rendered":"Who writes the ads for Spike TV?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple weeks ago I was watching a crapload of CSI reruns so I basically had at least three hours of SpikeTV on every day and they were promoting their big week-end showings of <strong>Star Wars<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The ads really cracked me up.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember, was this one said in a Yoda voice?: <em>Being a bad guy isn&#8217;t bad. There is much to be learned.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Han and Leia: <em>If your sister hangs out with your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Too funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple weeks ago I was watching a crapload of CSI reruns so I basically had at least three hours of SpikeTV on every day and they were promoting their big week-end showings of Star Wars. The ads really cracked &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/who_writes_the_.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mots","category-tvtvtv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3676,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions\/3676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}