{"id":948,"date":"2008-07-18T10:50:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T10:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=948"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:43:09","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T23:43:09","slug":"angry_girl_musi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/angry_girl_musi.html","title":{"rendered":"Angry Girl Music of the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Raise your hand if your lipstick doesn&#8217;t make you a dumbshit<br \/>\nRaise your hand if the shape of your hips don&#8217;t<\/em> [sic] <em>compare to the shape of your mind<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t even stand a chance<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not taking off my pants<br \/>\nI\u2019m not a barbie doll, shopping mall, silicone substitution<br \/>\nI\u2019m not a perfect ten, paper thin, Hollywood illusion<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Saving Jane &#8220;One Girl Revolution&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raise your hand if your lipstick doesn&#8217;t make you a dumbshit Raise your hand if the shape of your hips don&#8217;t [sic] compare to the shape of your mind You don&#8217;t even stand a chance I&#8217;m not taking off my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/07\/angry_girl_musi.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1894,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions\/1894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}