{"id":973,"date":"2008-08-13T15:35:45","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T15:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=973"},"modified":"2025-04-05T15:04:10","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T20:04:10","slug":"lyrics_of_the_a-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/08\/lyrics_of_the_a-3.html","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics of the Afternoon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em> Got stopped by a lady cop<br \/>\nShe got me thinking I can date a cop<br \/>\nCause her uniform pants are so tight<br \/>\nShe read me my rights<br \/>\nShe put me in a car, she cut off all the lights<br \/>\nShe said I had the right to remain silent<br \/>\nNow I got her hollering, sounding like a siren<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nI make her wear nothing but handcuffs &#038; heels<br \/>\nAnd I beat it* like a cop<br \/>\nRodney King, baby.  Yeah, I beat it* like a cop. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>-&#8220;Mrs. Officer&#8221; Lil Wayne.<\/p>\n<p>This is actually sung as a kinda tender make-out song, or as tender as you get on a rap album, I guess, with a sing-songy sweet chorus.  It really kinda cracks me up.<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;it&#8221;?  or &#8220;her&#8221;?  Hard to say&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got stopped by a lady cop She got me thinking I can date a cop Cause her uniform pants are so tight She read me my rights She put me in a car, she cut off all the lights She &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2008\/08\/lyrics_of_the_a-3.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6,12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-_of_the_xxx","category-listenin","category-lyrics","category-tunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2027,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions\/2027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}