{"id":99,"date":"2006-05-30T12:24:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T12:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/wordpress\/?p=99"},"modified":"2006-05-30T12:24:04","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T12:24:04","slug":"old_dog_old_tri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/05\/old_dog_old_tri.html","title":{"rendered":"Old dog, old tricks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Cranky Monkey Butt,<br \/>\nNever buy special limited edition Kitkats for your dad if you are not sending them RIGHT THEN because you know what will happen?  YOU WILL EAT THEM YOURSELF.  Or at least some of them.<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\nhaven&#8217;t we been over this before?<br \/>\nyourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Cranky Monkey Butt, Never buy special limited edition Kitkats for your dad if you are not sending them RIGHT THEN because you know what will happen? YOU WILL EAT THEM YOURSELF. Or at least some of them. Sincerely, haven&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/archives\/2006\/05\/old_dog_old_tri.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,3,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters","category-remember","category-too_good_to_delete"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crankymonkeybutt.com\/snip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}