Hitler – Has only one left ball.
Goering – Has two but they are small.
Himmler – Has something similar.
But Goebbels – Has no balls at all…

I don’t know the name of tThe tune this is sung to , ’cause if I did, I’d tell ya, don’t ya know. But i is “Colonial Bogey March” or “that song they all sing in Bridge on the River Kwai. If you want me to sing it to you, just ask next time you see me. I’ll be happy to be oblige.