Loved it. LOVED IT. Clive Owen = sexy. Denzel Washington = hot. Jodi Foster = does anyone have better calves than Jodi Foster? I dream of having calves like those. Lots of bit players were completely compelling in their roles. Movie was completely engrossing. Fanfuckingtastic. Goooooo Spike.

Someday I will tell you my Spike Lee stories. And you’ll be like dude, you have so many fucking ridiculously stupid stories, how did you ever get to be you. And I’ll blame it on my parents, like I always do. If you knew them, you’d understand.