Honestly this movie was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Even suspenseful at times, at least to a scaredy cat like me. I’ve definitely seen worse!! Plus it’s total eye candy: Paul Walker = hot. Jessica Alba = hot. All swimsuits and open seas. What’s not to like?

Ah, for the salad days of living in flipflops, board shorts and tees. Someone find me a sugar daddy, pronto! I’m living the wrong life!