A customer comment I sent to Philosophy today:

Why oh why did you discontinue the Orange Sherbet? It was SOOOOO MUCH better than the Mimosa. In fact, it was so much better that I cannot even stand to sniff the Mimosa, as it is just a sad, sad imitation and not worthy.

If there are any bottles of Orange Sherbet left in the warehouse that I could in some way purchase, please do not hesitate to let me know.
I am very sad.

Sincerely,
my hair misses it the most,
Duff.