Rhetorical Question of the Day

Why would a girl with a bum foot, bum knee, and sore back decide to walk home? (45 minutes)
Retorical Question of the Night
Does (uncooked) rice go bad? If it’s been at least 10 years since you bought it, will it kill you if you cook it now?
(Rhetorical because I’m eating it anyway so we’ll find out.)